Would the following people get down off their high horses please.

I hate celebrities. They're just people who have become famous, often for having no talent at all, and generally they turn into complete fuckwits as soon as they begin to appear in OK! or Hello! magazine. The following people need to climb down off their high horses and either dissappear altogether or just generally stop acting like they own the world. Bastards.


OK, so he's sort of faded from existence now (Is he even still alive?) but he is a drugged up, messy, shitfaced, wanker, nobheaded waste of life, isn't he? He was in Babyshambles who, to be fair, were pretty good. Then he somehow became famous for acting like a twat. And he gets to shag Kate Moss. The beaming, pastey faced cunt.

Edited 19th August 2007: It would appear that he and Kate Moss have now split, probably because his head was shrinking from the drugs or something. But he may end up selling their sex tapes for drug money! Oh, what wonderful role models for couples everywhere.




I used to hate Lilly Allen a lot but either she's grown on me (not literally, like a fungi) or Amy Winehouse just annoys me more. Her music makes me want to grate my ears off so that I don't have to hear any more of her drivel but her personal attitude is even worse. I've only ever seen her on Never Mind The Buzzcocks but since I'm very lazy I'll base all of my opinion on her for now. She basically came across as a drunken, gobby, tarty, chavvy, ugly, unstylish, big haired frowning whorewitch. She needs to shut the fuck up and get her hair cut off. The beehive headed mess.

Edited 19th August: She recently entered rehab only to leave shortly after. Oh the irony. I wish she'd just take a tad too many drugs and fuck off and leave us in peace.



First of all, she's a fat fucking mess. I felt sorry for Paul Daniel's when he swapped for her on Wife Swap, the poor guy was dragged out to a nightclub to watch her huge mass envelope poor unsuspecting men. Then she had a go at him for it. Vanessa, you're not funny, glamorous, attractive, talented or worthy of being on television ever again. Your husband/boyfriend is also a talentless pube. Together you're both big blubbery stupid twats.







I can't think of any more right now but rest assured as soon as the next celebrity series starts i'll be back with more bait for the little shits.

Macs are just bloody brilliant to be honest

Lately I've noticed that a lot of people moan online about Mac users being so 'full of themselves' about their machines that it angers them. Well, here's a newsflash dicksplash; they actually have something to shout about!

If you don't want to hear so much from Mac users about their operating systems how about you fuck off and stop telling us Mac users how you can play games? We can dual boot with Windows and have MacOS running on the same computer. Can you do that on your big noisy ugly Windows piece of shit computer? No you fucking well can't. You jealous cunts.

You may say that there is more hardware or software available for your system but in all honesty, how much of it will you ever find useful? How much of it will work without the need to download so many drivers you get brain damage from watching the installer bars increase? I quite enjoy plugging loads of USB devices into my Mac and watching them work whilst my Windows using friends stand there getting angry and shitting themselves over the latest security threats.

'It just works' is apparentlyan overused quote from Mac users, but there's a reason that so many of them say it and it's the same reason that so many Windows users say 'My computer is a piece of shit'. Because it's true. So would you please all shut the fuck up? Thanks.