My connection is a lie.

My internet connection is a crock of shit. Originally it wouldn't let you onto MSN Messenger and certain sites, and the other day it just went offline without explanation. It was the wrong sort of internet or something. Anyway, the people who run the 'service' decided to rewire without letting anyone know they were fucking with the router settings. So the connection went down for 2 days. I only found out that last bit about the router because my flatmate found out because i'm a lazy cunt.

So, after 2 days of being left in the dark it magically came back on again. Well, i say it came back on, it actually just decided to not give me quite as many errors as it did previously. I connected, and Adium returned an error. Playstation.com returned an error. As did Google, Metropower, DeviantArt, The RJ, Last.fm, New Element, UK Trance Alliance, AA Route Planner, T-Mobile, Carphone Warehouse, XTreme MGR and any other fucking site i wanted to visit. It's a good job i don't need to access porn.

So i tried the dreaded world of MSN Messenger 5. Version 5 being the latest version the fuckheads at Microsoft will let us Mac users have, despite Apple letting all those Windows users have the latest versions of Quicktime. But that's something else i hate. The tossers who 'rewired' this connection have decided that every site should return either a timeout or a connection error and i'm so angry with it i want to punch myself until i become unconscious, and then wake up and set fire to their headquarters. Although the fire would probably just timeout.

This site works, and MySpace sort of tries to. That's all i've found so far that works. So here's a warning to you all:

The connection is on 'IntY ExoServer' and it is SHIT. DO NOT buy into a 'connection' from these wannabes, go for something that will actually work. I know 5 year olds who could network better than they bastarding well can. If they ever provide a connection that actually works i'll reach into my own arsehole and pull out a fucking deer.